Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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