There was a lot of him and a little penis
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
