Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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