I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
This is my life. Enjoy the view
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
