The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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