it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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