i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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