You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
So much rum. So many feels.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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