walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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