My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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