I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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