You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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