I'm really into asian looking animals
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
You're earring is so big in my mouth
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She bit a glass in half.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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