I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I didn't shave. On purpose
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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