I skipped work to stalk him.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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