i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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