Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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