My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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