Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
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