if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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