For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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