Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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