of course. lets lasso hookers.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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