A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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