and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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