Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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