Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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