The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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