why didn't you poke me back
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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