Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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