Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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