question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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