Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
