So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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