We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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