Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
