just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
