You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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