shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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