He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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