I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Less talking, more tequila
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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