I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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