I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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