what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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