It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
