I hate your face
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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