so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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