She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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