I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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