im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I have fence marks all over my body
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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