I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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