Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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