Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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