the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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