Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Randomize
