I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
wow bdsm is so cute
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