North Korea, Best Korea!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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